Appreciate everything someone does for you cause you never know when they start feeling unappreciated and stop.
- Question: Does Aubrey Plaza give a fuck about anything in real life?
- Adam Scott: ... I can read you a text. I hope this embarrasses her. She's in Austin for SXSW so she texted me asking "hey are you in Austin? We should hang", and I said "no, I'm not. Sorry", and she said, "fuck you".
you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real
i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.